May 20th, 2009

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“Girls need to imagine and picture their life with a screaming newborn baby and then think before they have sex. Think about the consequences … If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex. Trust me. Nobody.”
-bristol palin on the joys of motherhood

Dumb Bitch of the DAY!

May 20th, 2009


getting caught in a big lie is bad enough, but getting caught in a big lie involving Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg is even worse. These are the LAST two women i’d like to get stuck in this position with. Watch as they verbally TEAR this poor man apart.

katharine mcwho?

May 18th, 2009

honestly i can’t even remember who Katharine McPhee is or where the hell she came from, but apparently the paps still remember her. Just watch this short video through the end because at the very end a crazy lady shoves KM in a door and cusses out the paps!!!

hahaha.

May 18th, 2009

This, this, THIS, is why you should NEVER BE A DUMB BITCH!!!!
ladies, i don’t require that you wear underwear, but at least keep your legs together in your class picture if you chose to go pantie-less.

May 12th, 2009

My cousin is a cake GENIUS.  She can make cake beautiful and i’m just always amazed by it. Check out this one cake she did recently, i chose it because…well, there is a giant K on it. 
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I actually do some side work for my cousins bakery right now, doing mostly deliveries and some packaging, its a trail too because like, i’ll end up delivering sugar cookies to some obscure address in LA, hungry and just reveling in the sent of a car filled with sugar cookies, dieing for a cookie but like, totally resisting. These are the cookies i delivered to LA. I got really lost too by the way.
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I also worked like a 10 hour day packaging these gift bags for big corporate hoopla business stuff and i just about broke my back. Im young and sprinngy and my back was stick and almost broken, it was a long day, and again, everything just smelt amazing and i wanted to eat it all, but this time i actually did eat some and it was fantastic. These are the back breaking baggies.
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Go visit my cousins blog, let her know i sent ya ;]
My Sweet and Saucy Shop

I hate youtube.

May 12th, 2009

I hate youtube a lot, not to be repetitive. But like comeeee onnnnn, does EVERY SINGLE VIDEO I WANT TO POST really neeed to be “embedded disabled by request” no it doesn’t, thats the simple answer. But apparently youtube wants to be a big dick about life. It’s not even like they OWN those videos, all i wanted was to post some British people who aparently “got talent” and bitch about how they all are either to young, to old, or to obnoxious. Thanks for taking that from me yt, thanks a lot.

May 12th, 2009

I think everyone needs to cut Carrie Prejean a break. hahahhahaha not really! This girl is the perfect example of a dumb bitch. Infact, she is the Dumb Bitch of the Day, she can put that award next to her crown, which she gets to keep apparently.  
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I’m all for having your own opinion, but when your opinion changes the rights of massive amounts of people it is NOT okay to voice those opinions on national TV, ESPECIALLY when you’ve been crowned Miss California, i mean, way to set an example of acceptance and open mindedness right?!

28?!?!

May 12th, 2009

Everyones favorite blinged out bimbo was quoted saying
‘[I would] definitely try to make peace with the countries we are fighting, I’d go over to them and throw a party, so they could all get together and get along and stop the war.’
Paris, 28 also added to her comment that she’s been ‘helping the economy by doing a lot of shopping’. YOU GO GIRL!
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Despite the fact that i’m blown away by her “stop the fighting” party idea, i just can’t get over the fact that she’s actually 28! I mean i assumed she was like, 20 or something, and i gave her slack for acting like a 4th grader, but to hear these ideas coming out of the mouth of a grown women, i feel kinda sad inside…damn…28

wango tango anyone?

May 10th, 2009

this was a painful event, but that just makes it more fun to cover. I’m not sure if this was considered a radio event, or a costume party because looking through pictures all i could find was fergie dressed up like laura croft (tomb raider)
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Lauren Conrad and her ugly friend dressing up like little OC hippy wanna be bitches…haha oh wait…
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and some random Kardishian sisters, pretending to be hot.
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cutest thing evaaa

May 8th, 2009