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Good tv for me consists of a few shows, all of which i watch online. Mostly I’ll have to admit to my obsession with modeling shows, Americas Next Top Model was good for a while, my favorite episode was when Tyra FLIPPED out, but this was edited out of most showings…
I also LOVE this one show Skins, its like good Degrassi before it started sucking majorly. Cassie is my favorite character by far because she has a million problems, Anorexie, Bulimia and some like major personality disorders, all of which I can sympthasize with and am fascinated with, strangely. I love the way she talks, espically when she says crazy shit and when she says “wow” which is often. Unfortuantly all her youtube clips are “disabeled by request” so i’m gonna have to convince you to follow this link!!

I hate officially hate youtube user: okaplan for spoofing my girl Lady Gaga. Dumb bastards. Don’t they know Lady Gaga is the best example of “good things come in small packages” ever! I mean, she has like 6”11 worth of fierce-ness in all of a 5”2 frame. I don’t even really recommend you watching this, but i guess the spoof on male models part is okay…

watch out lovely readers. I don’t want my view count to go down, which means YOU MUST STAY ALIVE!  

damn pigs.

so, it’s definatly going to “get around” that i’ve written this blog because i know as “uncool” as it is to follow me on the internet, a few of the “cool kids” do just that. This blog is written solely for, and about, the cool kids of Long Beach. Specifically this one cool kid, who i won’t name but i’ll show you a blurred out picture of… now that, that is a picture of a cool kid. I’m not a cool kid, but i did hang out with the cool kids for a while, until i realized I’m just not a cool kid, and i’d rather write blogs about the cools kids then actually hang out with them. Anyways, reference the picture above, because thats a cool picture of a cool kid, but to me it just looks like some kid, dressed up as an old person, showing possible signs of head lice….am i that far off?And also, that fucking grave yard he’s standing in, well thats my grave yard, i’ve been having picnics there for like, 6 months now and i’d like the cool kids to fucking stay off my turf. <3

I LOVE Lady Gaga, i love her so much i’m writing a whole blog on her. She was recently quoted saying..“It’s not that I don’t like pants. I just choose not to wear them some days. I think no pants is sexy. I love the naked human body. I was working in strip clubs when I was 18,”  Okay so this girl NEVER wears pants, EVER! She was spotted wearing this to CHURCH! i just love her. Anyways, Lady Gaga is 5′2 and it is HARD to look good with out pants when your short, I wouldn’t really ever consider wearing this but good job girl!

Female musicians are my favorite. Wait, female musicians who do more then just play the guitar in front of their webcam are my favorite. These are some talented, and beautiful women who in my opinion are completely breaking the mold. I hope you enjoy these, i know i did. First we have Brjork. Kinda cliche but you know, i just love her, and this is a beautiful video.

Who listens to st. vincent? I know i do, she’s the first vynl i bought so we kind of have this intense connection. i hope she feels it too…
I would have finished off with my girl B. spears but shes a bitch and decided to not let people embed her music videos. I love Brittney becuase shes insane, but equally insane is Katy Perry in this video below. It’s my favorite video out right now.

i don’t know who reads this, but i bet your bored. try this link, which should be like, everyword in this paragraph. Enjoy betchezzz.

When i tried to pick my favorite scenes from Alice in Wonderland for todays blog, i realized there was no way. I love the madhatter scenes and the treshire cat scene, and the scene where she grows big and cries, then grows small and almost drowns. I just couldn’t even decide. Take a nostalgic trip and enjoy the clips below.

Okay i don’t understand how to put a video in here so i’m just linking you guys. This is a Crispin Glover short that accompanies the film Willard on DVD. I was youtube-ing Mr. Glover hoping to find something like this, knowing i would. Crispin Glover is one of my all time favorite actors and this is worth the watch undoubtedly. If this works maybe the video will show here:
but if it doesn’t work follow the link. Anyways, i’m pretty sure i need glasses which is sad, but thats it for tonight.

pictures really do say so much more then words. I feel so bad for this dog, it must smell down there…